Privacy Policy
Last updated: March 2024. Your secrets are safe with us, though your career choice might not be.
Data Collection
We don't collect your personal data beyond what's necessary to roast you. Your resume content is processed by AI and then promptly forgotten (unlike your embarrassing gap year).
File Security
Resumes are transmitted securely and never stored on our servers permanently. We value your privacy as much as you value a good font choice.
AI Processing
We use third-party AI models to generate feedback. They see your resume, they judge it, they move on. No data is used for training without your explicit consent.
Contact Info
If you sign up, we store your email to manage your roasts. We won't sell it to recruiters (they're already judging you for free).