Terms of Service
Read carefully. Or don't. We'll still roast you either way.
Acceptance
By using ResuméRoast, you agree to be roasted. If you can't handle the heat, please exit the kitchen immediately.
No Guarantees
We don't guarantee you'll get a job. We only guarantee that we'll point out everything wrong with your current attempt at getting one.
User Conduct
Don't try to hack the roast. Don't upload someone else's resume without their permission (unless you really want to roast your boss, but that's on you).
Intellectual Property
The insults are ours. The resume is yours. The shame is mutual.